Tag...

Kristin tagged me for this monumental task...

You get to pick any five of these and then add your own occupations

If I could be a lion tamer (Mossy Stone)
If I could be a brothel owner (Mossy Stone)
If I could be a carpenter (Mossy Stone)
If I could be Dirk Pitt® (Mossy Stone)
If I could be a Monster Truck driver (Mossy Stone)
If I could be a courtesan (Penny)
If I could be a cruise director (Penny - c'mon, what did you expect?)
If I could be an automotive designer (Penny)
If I could be a UN representative (Penny)
If I could be a professional mudwrestler (Penny)
If I could be a psychic(Kristin)
If I could be a politician(Kristin)
If I could be an inventor(Kristin)
If I could be a quality control tech for M&Ms (Kristin)
if i could be a statistician (cricket)
if i could be a veterinarian (cricket)
if i could be a crash-test dummy (cricket)
if i could be a pilot (cricket)
if i could be a NASCAR driver(cricket)
If I could be a music executive (The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a grandparent(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a computer hacker(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a professional basketball player(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a Customer Service Representative(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be an artist
If I could be a marketing director
If I could be a nanny
If I could be a psychic
If I could be an emergency medical technician
If I could be a firefighter
If I could be a designer
If I could be a policeman/woman
If I could be a teacher
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
I f I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor(By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime(by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer(by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep(by laine)
If I could be a masseuse(by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver(by Brian)
If I could be a priest(by Brian)
If I could be the Sherrif Of Nottingham(Karen)
If I could be a dancer(Karen)
If I could be Santa Claus(Karen)
If I could be on a reality TV show(Dawn)
If I could be a magician(Dawn)
If I could be a rich man
If I could be perfect
If I could be a comedian

If I could be perfect, hopefully I'd wonder what all the fuss was about if there was nothing left to achieve.

If I could be a pilot, I'd fly myself to all sorts of wonderful and interesting places to experience all the neat-o stuff that these places have to offer. I'd also learn to build and fly recreations of some of my favourite aircraft. (Hmm...I'd need a hangar and lots of land for an airstrip)

If I could be an automotive designer, I'd design replicas of some of the truly classic cars and update them with some modern technology to give people the best of both worlds. (Hmm....I'd need a really big garage)

If I could be a brothel owner, well....assuming it was legal and all....nah...let's not go there.

If I could be a carpenter, I'd take the time to learn all the time honoured techniques of hand craftsmanship and make some really beautiful projects for my DW (and I'd get to have a totally kick-ass workshop. Lee Valley tools would love me.)

I now tag Kat.