Fashion statement du jour
I get to the subway station on my way to catch my train, see? And, like, there's this *guy*, you know, wearing the weirdest combination I have ever seen.
Black, square toed wellies
Black socks
Charcoal grey dress shorts
Wife-beater shirt with something printed on it
Grey glen check vest from a 3-pc suit
Black Snap-brim hat
Narrow, rectangular glasses
To top it all off, this guy is hairy. And I mean REALLY hairy. Like, fur on the upper arms and back hairy. Shaggy, unkempt black beard but with a nearly-invisible moustache, and black hair.
I've never seen anything like it in my life.
Biff willing, I never will again.
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Hey, aren't all canadian men "REALLY hairy. Like, fur on the upper arms and back hairy. Shaggy, unkempt.."? I mean, I thought it was evolution, you know, to deal with the cold.
Hehehehehehe.
Actually, since "mungie-cake Canadians" (such as Mossy 'n me) are generally from British/Irish/Scottish stock, we tend to be rather hairless.
Makes the whole "south american" thing a lot easier for me. :oP
Visualize that one for a while, Larry ;-)
*watches Larry spontaneously combust*
It was probably just Robin Williams up here doing a movie or trying to blend in while shopping.
AHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
Dime a dozen where I live, but still unpalatable.
As Mossy said to me last night, makes you want to ask the guy, "Dude, did your clothes attack you this morning??"
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