Before I forget...

I need to thank a fellow commuter on the train from Whitby for my morning head-shake.

This woman was wearing, no word of a lie, bright safety green pants, a matching shorty jacket, a similarly-toned green and black giraffe pattern top, and a suitable pair of green pedal pushers. This was a very fashionably cut outfit and she was clearly proud of it...but it was GREEN!!

I can't do justice to this level of green. Imagine a highway safety cone in a suitable shade. Remember when neon colours and accents were in? Not quite as illuminating. It was that kind of green. Kentucky Fried Chicken cole slaw green. Kermit the Frog green.

I'd never seen anything like that before. God willing, I never will again.