Sp@m Names du Jour
For your amusement, I have received some lovely UCE from the following kind strangers:
- Incrustation T. Lustily - directing me to a classy tanned chick
- Misconception A. Neoclassical - with a note about Nude Black Babes.
Thanks, folks. Without your contributions to my inbox, my days would be meaningless.
8 comments:
...and apparently I need larger breasts, so I guess we're even.
If you had breasts, I'd never see you...
If my penis was larger I might never have to leave the house. Then again if I was more flexible this might be the case too. If you were to add breasts to the mix...
If you added breasts to the mix you'd make a fortune on webshows.
Uhm, did everyone miss Cricket's request for a penis? Can anyone help a gal out?
MS, let me be the first to tell you, having breats aint all it is cut out to be.
Now instant access to various parts at a moment's notice would be much more desirable than actually owning them.
Imagine, just like going to the kitchen for instant coffeee....
you say that like it was a bad thing, cricket...
Mossy: Ya know, hunny, we have the same ISP subscriber and I *never* get stuff like that. Makes me wonder what websites you're visiting when I'm not around.
Cricket: You got that right, sister. Although, what's coming to mind right now the Meaning of Life, when they're talking about lubrication/juices, etc:
"Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.
Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her
off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."
Watson does, unfortunately, describe *most* men's idea of foreplay. It's either boobies or that. They forget that the skin is the body's largest erogenous zone, ya know? :oP
(sorry, want to finish this bit, it's my favourite)
"Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.
Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.
Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.
Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.
Another: Bite the neck.
Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so
on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we
stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir."
LOL Too good.
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