Mindless Meme-ery

So here's what you do. When you read this, you're supposed to answer the questions too. The "x" means you've done whatever's listed. Nothing new here - in fact, most of you could probably answer these for me.

(x) Smoked a joint (once....all I got was a headache)
() Been in a wet t-shirt contest
() Crashed a car
() stolen a car
(x) Been in love
(x) Had a threesome x2
(x) Been dumped (more times than I want to admit)
() Shoplifted
(x) Been fired
() Been in a fist fight
() Snuck out of the house
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
(x) Made out with a stranger
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Lied to a friend
(x) Had a crush on a teacher
(x) Been to Europe
(x) Skipped school (University/College...I couldn't skip HS, my old man was a teacher)
() Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada (um, duh)
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
() Thrown up in a bar
() Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi
() Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone from the internet in person (More than a few, even married one)
() Been moshing at a concert
() Been in an abusive relationship (not so much physically, but mentally)
(x) Taken painkillers
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now (Yep, sure do...)
(x) Laid and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
() Had a tea party
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Gone puddle jumping
() Played dress up
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
() Used a fake ID
(x) Watched the sunset
(x) Felt an earthquake
(x) Touched a snake
(x) Slept beneath the stars
(x) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed (house where I was staying in 2nd yr University was burgled)
(x) Been misunderstood (frequently)
(x) Pet a reindeer/goat
(x) Won a contest
(x) Run a red light
() Been suspended from school
(x) Been in a car accident (as a passenger on 3 occasions)
() Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu (Ya know, I think I've answered this before...)
(x) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
() Pole danced (I don't think she was Polish, so, No)
() Been obsessed with post-it notes
() Walked barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
() Been to the opposite side of the world
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
() Sung karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins (Groceries...close enough)
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (Oh hell, that happens all the time)
(x) Made prank phone calls when you were younger
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
() Danced naked in the rain (It began to rain while skinny-dipping)
() Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Had a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone rollerblading
(x) Had a wish come true
() Worn pearls
() Jumped off a bridge
() Screamed the word penis in public
() Ate dog/cat food
() Told a complete stranger you loved them
() Kissed a mirror
(x) Sang in the shower
() Owned a little black dress
(x) Had a dream that you married someone
(x) Glued your hand to something (I was an avid scale model builder...)
(x) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole (does metal fencing count?)
() Kissed a fish
() Worn the opposite sex's clothes
() Been a cheerleader
(x) Sat on a roof top
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
() Done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours (oh gawd, yeah)
(x) Stayed up all night
(x) Didn't take a shower for a week (Army, on exercise...I had an excuse)
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
() Had a tree house
() Are NOT scared to watch scary movies
(x) Believe in ghosts
() Have more than 30 pairs of shoes
() Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
() Gone streaking
() Played chicken
(x) Been skinny dipping
(x) Been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
(x) Been told your beautiful by a complete stranger
(x) Broken a bone (right elbow - radius)
(x) Been easily amused
(x) Caught a fish then ate it *even cleaned it myself*
() Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
(x) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name
(x) Slept naked
(x) French braided someone's hair
(x) Grown a beard

Don't worry, Steph...the vengeance is in the volume. *grin*