Steph Sighting
Poughkeepsie, NY (AP) - Reports continue to come in regarding the disappearance of The Steph. One recent sighting in upstate New York had The Steph driving a tractor trailer with a load of chickens apparently headed for processing. Our Intrepid field correspondent,
Recondo, told us that it could only be her, because the bug deflector on the truck had the words "Dirty Gypsy" painted across it. While he couldn't confirm it, he was certain that the driver's side door of the truck was painted with the legend "Steve Kline's Future ex-Wife", lending more credence to the sighting in question.
A driver hauling a load of premade cotton candy along Hwy 44 just outside Poughkeepsie also contacted our office with a sighting. He reported a similar vehicle, but also added that the driver was heard talking to someone, presumably the load of chickens. All he was able to make out was "yeah, babies...Momma's gonna get your little feathered asses processed", and "ooh, that Stevie Kline...he can bunt up my infield any ol' time", while cursing him and trying to run him off the road. He swore that in between her rantings to her fowl cargo, she could be heard yelling, "GO, GO, GO, MOVE THAT [expletive] COTTON CANDY, GO, GO, GO!!!!!!" While regaining control of his vehicle, the driver of the chicken truck made a sudden turn toward an off-ramp and disappeared from view.
Authorities continue to investigate.
8 comments:
haha!!! maybe we should get larry to go follow her in his scooby doo van.
Damnit, I told you that in confidence, ltlme. Now everyone knows what to look for. Thanks. I'm ruined. *sob*
well, she won't know what to look for since she's apparently out of the blog world right now. so you're still somewhat safe. :-)
Okay, but is Larry really Shaggy or Freddie?
OMG please tell me he's not Thelma.
you mean velma?
no, Larry's really Daphne
Ya know, Mossydude, you were bitching about being exhausted, but I'm positive you have too much time on your hands. ;-)
ozdox - what kind of word verification is that? I didn't know we had to use australian documentation again... *sigh* ;-)
I was physically tired for sure. However, I've had a little recuperation time this weekend and I've been able to put my mental powers (both of them) to use.
I'm afraid I can't take all the credit, Ma. Larry was instrumental in providing the insider information to ensure the highest level of believability in the Steph tales.
You'll forgive my laughter at imagining you echoing Snoop Dogg (from his Chrysler commercial debut)
"If the ride is more fly, you must buy!"
Motherdear goes Street. Word up.
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