And from the "Stupid Names for Celebrity Offspring" Files...

...allow me to introduce Kal-el Coppola Cage, the latest issue for Nicholas Cage and his 20-something wife.

As DW says, if your kid is gonna be in therapy, it might as well be for a good reason.

*Thought: Motherdear, is that what you really named Kal?* Kal-el Prometheus Jones? :P