Wednesday, November 30

To hump, or not to hump...

"...that is the question which preoccupies us. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the..."

Aw, fuck it.

Yeah, its Wednesday. I want to blog but don't have the faintest idea what to say.

I'm disappointed to note that I seem to be de-evolving in the TTLB ecosystem. Granted, I won't attain primate status, but having dropped back to insect I fiind myself disappointed.

Of course, DW put it all in perspective for me when I kvetched about it. "So remove it. Do you blog because you like it or do you blog because you need the attention?"

(Do I really have to answer that?)

Tuesday, November 29

RIP Stan Berenstain

Another childhood staple has gone.

Stan was the co-creator of the "Berenstain Bears" book series. He and his wife, Jan, authored the books along with Ted Geisel (a.k.a. Dr. Seuss)

I remember reading those books until the covers practically fell off. What J.K. Rowling is doing for kids now, Stan, Jan, and Ted did for kids when I was young. The books got kids to read, and to learn while they were being entertained. The tales were timeless and just as fun to read today as they were 30+ years ago.

Their sons are carrying on the legacy...

Where's my Sign?

Bill Engvall is never around when you need him.

A late night disaster (masquerading as a hockey game), coupled with less sleep than I prefer has made for a rather interesting morning.

I'm working up in The Bunker today and had to leave the house early for the drive. I forgot that part of my usual route is closed for construction, so I had to take a less-than-ideal road to get here. It was raining and dark, just to make the drive that much more fun.

Upon safe arrival at the bunker (a miracle all on its own), I discovered that not only had I left my lunch behind, I had also managed to leave the house without the power supply for my laptop.

I'll take my sign any time, Bill.

Edit: I forgot to mention the little love note left on my pillow from my DW when I rolled in from hockey at oh-dark-hundred last night. At least the evening ended with a smile. :)

Monday, November 28

A$$hole of The Year Nomination: Terrell Owens

After reading a note on canoe.ca about the fallout from the season-long antics by this 'spectacle of nature', I tracked down the actual arbitrator's ruling on the whole sordid affair.

This guy is a poster child for overindulged, ego-centric athletes with too much money and not enough humility. He needs a serious reality enema.

Read through the transcript and you'll wonder why he didn't get the boot sooner. I'm pretty sure Lawrence Phillips can tell him what life is like "on the outside".

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2234819

What a knob.

RIP Noriyuki "Pat" Morita

Arnold is dead. Mr. Miyagi, too. *sigh*

CNN Obit for Pat Morita.

I think I preferred his M*A*S*H guest roles better.

Silly Star Trek Quiz

Not directly inspired by Kal's recent post, but...

Picard
Captain Jean-Luc Picard- You are the thinking
person's captain. You contemplate everything
before putting it into action. While you are
indecisive at times, you do so to insure an
equatable solution no matter what the cost.


Which Star Trek Captain are you?
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All things considered, this isn't a bad choice. I kinda like Archer, though...

Thursday, November 24

TAG: Tens, Fives and Ones

I know it sounds like a bad poker hand, but I've been tagged by my DW and by Duff.

10 Years ago I was: just moved in with my girlfriend (at the time) and working for a placement agency as a headhunter and not really doing very well at it.

5 years ago I was: recently promoted to a managers job at the corporate training centre, and about to split from the g/f above (mutually and amicably, I should add) and generally feeling like the world was my oyster.

1 year ago I was: Contemplating wedding plans and step-parentage and many other things.

Yesterday I was: Feeling work-frustrated but going home to my "happy place" doing some more reno work on the basement.

Five snacks I enjoy:

  1. Melba Toast & cheddar cheese
  2. Granny Smith Apples
  3. Biscuits
  4. Pretzels/Combos
  5. Shreddies right out of the box

Five songs to which I know all the lyrics:

  1. "Limelight" - RUSH
  2. "Hold On" - Triumph
  3. "Hanging By a Moment" - Lifehouse
  4. "If You Leave Me Now" - Chicago
  5. "I Was Made for Lovin You" - KISS

Five things I would do with $100 Million:

  1. Hire an accountant ;-)
  2. Salt away anough for DW & Me & kids
  3. Buy a plane and the lessons that go with it
  4. Fly wherever I wanted for travel
  5. Build and equip a totally kick-ass workshop

Five places to run away:

  1. Scotland
  2. Italy
  3. Canadian Rockies
  4. Caribbean
  5. Santorini

Five bad habits:

  1. Swear like a Sergeant
  2. Lack of tolerance (eg. no suffering of fools here)
  3. Nail biting
  4. Procrastination
  5. Blunt/direct (see #2 above)

Five things I would never wear:

  1. Baggy hip-hop clothing
  2. "Must-have" brands or excessive logos
  3. A warm-up suit for anything other than hockey coaching
  4. Speedo
  5. Thong/bikini underwear

Five favourite TV shows:

  1. Almost anything Star Trek
  2. Law & Order (but not Criminal Intent)
  3. M*A*S*H
  4. CSI
  5. Home Again/This Old House

Five biggest joys in my life:

  1. DW and the Wondertwins
  2. Reading
  3. Doing anything I didn't think I could do
  4. Learning
  5. Growing as a person

Five favourite toys: (toys? um, how about tools?)

  1. Band Saw
  2. Leatherman
  3. Cartridge driver
  4. Brad Nailer
  5. Router & Table

I'll tag dtrini :)

Tuesday, November 22

Once a drummer...

Back in my high school days, I played drums. I'm sure my father would have preferred for me to stick with the saxophone, but he supported my interest and enthusiasm.

I was largely unschooled and relying on a reasonably good sense of rhythm and listening to other people play. One of my major influences was Neil Peart. Of course, most drummers get into equipment specifics and we know all sorts of kit minutiae...and I recall slavishly drawing out the layout of his massive kit over and over and over (hey, its a Drummer thing....)

Anyway, I've always been a Rush fan and a great admirer of Neil's, not just as a performer, but also as a literate and articulate person. One of my more treasured possessions is a handwritten postcard from him (20 yrs ago, now) offering thanks for a piece of fan mail I sent to Modern Drummer magazine. (Note to self: Get that framed!)

So one of my colleages happened to wander over to my veal-fattening pen cubicle just around lunchtime and mentioned, "I dunno what kind of music you like, or if you're a Rush fan or not.."

Me: "I'm a huge Rush fan"

JF: "They have one of Neil Peart's drum kits on display down at Sam the Record Man. I think it's there until 3."

Me: ...

Holy crap...

So....off I went down to Sam's...walked in....found it.....drooled and dreamed. There's something to be said about the latent power of a set of drums.

The Professor













And just for those of you who want to appreicate a virtual "Neil" experience, check out this jaw-dropping animated sequence.

Tell me....why did I sell my kit 10 yrs ago? (oh yeah...I needed the money...and you can't serenade someone with drums)

Hockey, Larry, Acid Reflux, and other tales

Its gonna be a nasty winter season if the recent forecast is any indication. Normally T.dot manages to escape the early onset and the current trend is that the flakes don't usually appear until the fat guy and his herd do their annual thing. I know that its winter and it's the Great White North, but hey...just because I experience the season doesn't mean I like it. The weather guessers tell me that I can expect not one, but two snowfalls this week.

This was definitely not in the brochure.

Shocking everyone, the Blue Meanies turned in a stellar performance last night. For my part I was pretty bored in the first period, facing exactly one shot on goal. However, the heat got turned up in the second and kept at a good simmer during the third. It was some furious forechecking and persistence that won the game. I just did my bit to keep us in it. A few goal mouth scrambles, one stopped breakaway and one very memorable stop off the top shaft of my stick just kept the team amused. For all the really shitty games I play, I occasionally get one like that to remind me why hockey is fun.

However, that same fun can't be said about my beloved Argos and their second-half collapse on Sunday. So much for a return trip to the Grey Cup... *sigh*

Speaking of poor suffering bastards, Larry has surfaced. Apparently he's been working his tail off and still managed to find himself on the outs with his boss. Go send some love and support his way, will ya?

If you're looking for a laugh at someone else's expense (C'mon.....I know you are, and don't try to tell em different) check out "Nobody Cares about Joe", a slightly Canadian-obsessed hockey fan in Ohio. Check out his story about a midget co-worker. Personally, I thought it had potential to be a successor to Digi's "FIB" tale with a little more creative effort.

For the life of me, I don't know why I do this to myself, but I really need to stop the late night "I had a late hockey game and can't sleep so I'll watch TV and nosh" thing. Got some wicked acid reflux this morning. *ugh* I'm definitely too old for this shit.

On the home reno front, inbetween trips for the boy's Cadet obligations tonight, I think I'll get started on laying out and cutting some of the steel studs for the remaining basement walls. I should be able to get *some* of that work done easily, especially because the cutting of the studs is such a breeze. (There's a joke in there somewhere, I just know it.) I just have to figure out how to work around the ducting.....but I do love a challenge. I'll save the wiring of that damned outlet for later. I'm not brave enough to tackle the breaker box yet.

Monday, November 21

Stone/Shagwell Basement Updates (photos included)

Hello again, gang. It's been a loooooooonnnnng-ass weekend, but a very productive one. Okay, so the weekend kinda stretched into today to get everything done, but why split hairs?

With the exception of installing the bi-fold door, the new storage area under the stairs is DONE!

Here we see some of the steel stud wall prior to all the drywall being added (as told during the last chapter.) Please note the silly-ass ducting layout in the upper-right corner. Fucken' subdivision construction...

Steel Stud Wall & Door Opening














Here's my DW armed with the drill helping to put up one of the last sheets on the partition.




















Et, voila! We have WALL!

This weekend's efforts were focused on enclosing the basement stairs and adding drywall to the area under the stairs so we can have a nice, tidy storage space.

(Sidebar story: We went to Home Despot to get everything we needed for this weekend. Unfortunately, my F-i-L's van was only 46" wide on the inside, rendering it useless to carry a large amount of material 48" wide. Fortunately, HD kindly makes a 10' cargo van available for short-term rental for folks to take larger items home. But even in a place the size of the 'Bee, they only have ONE van available. When we went in, we figured we'd manage one of two things: we'd either get the van, or we'd arrange to have all the stuff delivered. It was a pretty simple list, really: 10 sheets of ½" drywall, one sheet of ½" G1S plywood for backing the stairs, 2 1"x10"x8" and 2 1"x8"x8' boards for shelving, plus assorted hardware, drywall corner beading, etc. etc. HD tells us that we have to have our purchase done before we can ask for the van. At 1:15 PM it had gone out and it was 3-ish when we arrived.

So, we got it all done and DW went to see about the van while I got the stuff out to the loading area outside. She calls from the desk to tell me that the van just went out and wasn't expected back for another 90 mins.

SHIT.

We can get the stuff delivered on Monday, but we really, really, really wanted to have it all available to work on Sunday. Brilliant woman that my DW is, she suggested that we see if we can get a van from one of the rental places for a quickie rental. After a moment's confusion about cargo vans vs. cube vans we were told there was one available where we rented last time. Only one snag: They closed at 4:30 and it was 3:58.

Long story short, I raced to the rental place and grabbed the van, unfortunately leaving DW guarding our hoard in somewhat chilly weather. Needless to say, that was a scramble we didn't want to go through again.)

On the way home, we snagged a brad nailer (nice & cheap, too) to help us with the stair work.




















Unloading was a complete bitch, but we managed to get everything we needed downstairs and ready to roll.

The in-laws came over later than night and enjoyed the hockey game and a nice buffet meal with us. DW was downstairs sorting out the last of her massive Avon order for The Girl's choir and I sat upstairs with F-i-L discussing various options for the ceiling of the basement area and some imminent plumbing issues for the move of the laundry room to the basement.

Sunday rolled around and we got right to work. Okay....so we slept in and got to work at 11AM...again with the hair-splitting!

We started in on the backing for the stairs. I got to break in my circular saw, complete with laser guide. Apparently you need to look like a CSI tech if you have a tool with on-board laser.




















The brad nailer worked like a dream and the stair backing went in with no problems. I took a moment to admire and appreciate the handiwork from the inside.




















In typical Stone fashion, there's one little visible error. On one of the backings I had the good side facing inwards, revealing a nice knot. We decided to make the best of it and commemorate the error in carpenter's pencil.
















However, we had our stairs backed!! Eventually we'll carpet them, but that will be one of the final steps in the basement project.





















We added the drywall to the back of our new storage area before putting up shelves. We decided not to plaster or spackle the space in there because the drywall was just to make sure that stuff didn't slip off the backs of the shelves between the studs. (NOTE to the bright-light previous owner who did some of the original partition wall work years ago...studs are 16" ON CENTRE, not 16" apart....moron) After the drywall went up, the shelves were next. A pretty good off-the-cuff job if we do say so ourselves. We've added a small fluorescent light behind the stairs to provide a bit of illumination, but here's the finished space. (Note that the distortion is because of the camera lens and the short distance, not a lack of 'square' on my part.)




















All that needs to happen now is getting the bi-fold installed and we can seal that all off.

As we crawled, weary, into bed last night we felt good about the work. Our home is really taking shape and we get to take all the credit. (cuz that's what its all about, really.) *grin*

Oh, yeah...and its about the power tools, too.

I'd like to note that with the photo uploads and other things going on it took ages to get this post done. Friggin' slow Blogger...

Friday, November 18

I always do this...

DW will laugh when she reads this...

It never fails. I run into some kind of roadblock and call for help. Then, while I'm waiting, I manage to figure out a solution. You'd think I would learn, but...its like lighting a smoke while waiting for the bus. No sooner is it lit than the bus shows.

Here's my "Rule of Three" meme:

Three names I go by:
1. (the real name)
2. (Surname diminutive)
3. Spiffy

Three screen names I have had:
1. (#2 above) the Argo Fan
2. Spaceman Spiff
3. Mossy Stone

Three physical things I like about myself:
1. eyes
2. forearms
3. legs

Three physical things I don’t like about myself:
1. waist
2. nose
3. chest

Three parts of my heritage:
1. Canadian
2. British
3. Scottish

Three things that scare me:
1. bumps in the night
2. uncertainty
3. confinement

Three of my everyday essentials:
1. a Book
2. Learning
3. Surfing

Three of my favorite musical artists:
1. Rush
2. Chicago
3. Rik Emmett

Three of my favorite songs:
1. Limelight - RUSH
2. Middle Ground - Rik Emmett
3. Something Happened on the Way To Heaven - Phil Collins

Three things I want in a relationship:
1. wickedly hot sex (check)
2. partnership/balance (check)
3. humour (check)

Three lies and truths in no particular order: (you figure out which ones are lies and which ones are the truth)
1. I love driving to work
2. I can make bread
3. I prefer tea to coffee
4. I can play the clarinet
5. I am blunt
6. I get things done on time

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to me:
1. eyes
2. legs
3. smile

Three of my favorite hobbies:
1. reading
2. model building
3. woodworking/carpentry

Three things I want to do really badly now:
1. go home
2. get accepted to my MA program
3. get tea

Three careers I’ve considered:
1. Police Officer
2. Architect
3. Teacher

Three places I want to go on vacation:
1. Tuscany
2. Scotland
3. Halifax

Three kid’s names I like:
1. dunno
2. dunno, jr.
3. dunno III

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Get my MA
2. Post back-to-back Shut-outs
3. Learn to fly

Three ways that I am stereotypically like a boy:
1. I'm handy with tools
2. I like cars
3. I'm lousy with paying bills

Three ways that I am stereotypically a girl:
1. I can do basic sewing
2. I can iron
3. I watch Gilmore Girls

Three celeb crushes:
1. Marina Sirtis
2. Trisha Yearwood (yeah, I know...I know...blame it on her guest spots on JAG)
3. Jacklyn Smith

Three people that I would like to see post this meme: (they won’t but here goes)
1. Digi
2. Larry
3. you

Quick...someone tag me

Blogthings didn't have any cheesy Memes to work with today, so I'm putting it out there for my loyal readership.

Send me a tag or a meme.

Friday Fumblings

I'm definitely having one of those "I feel so freakin lazy I could just go back to bed" days. Again, it seems to be a case of "so much to do and no idea where to start." I am, of course, referring to work.

Since there's not much I can do about that today, I'll blog. (Shades of Kal weighing the options of blogging vs. Madden 2004)

Last night's hockey game was fugly from the opening face-off. I won'r reveal the final score, but collectively we didn't exactly cover ourselves with glory. We definitely mailed that one in.

This weekend looks to be a relatively busy one, with The Boy needing to be at Cadets for 0630 Saturday for a trip to participate in a Santa Claus parade, then I think The Girl has her choir practice and then my out-laws are apparently coming over later that day and my father-in-law is making his van available for the picking up of large items like more drywall and other things. This bodes well. Apparently he wants to make use of my table saw that day. Fair trade? I think the jury's out on that one. ;-) Sunday? Who knows.

Barring some kind of renovation disaster (yeah I know I just spit in the eyes of the gods...I'll deal) we should be able to make some good progress on drywall and wall framing. Will I get it all done? Probably not. There's some fairly complex boxing that needs to be done around the breaker box, to say nothing of running wiring for a switch (shit...gotta pick up an outlet box, too) and figuring out how to work around the ducting (shit...gotta check out how to cap some of the ducts we're taking out) and getting some of the plumbing sorted out for the new laundry space.

Home reno? I love it all. I really think the basement will look good once its all done and I can definitely say that the bulk of the work was done by the owners, rather than a contractor. (of course, if it looks like shit, I'll blame a contractor. *grin*)

No, I haven't forgotten about pictures. Time has been my enemy this week.

(Update: DW tells me that The Boy's feet are still rather sore so he's out for the parade this weekend and for extra drill. I offered to wake him at 5:30 anyway just to make sure he got the full, rich experience for the weekend and all that.....no takers, but I'll keep working at it.)

Wednesday, November 16

Okay, I posted

happy? *grin*

Monday, November 14

Putting up walls...but in a good way.

(** to eventually be accompanied by photos**)

My DW and I put up a wall between us this weekend.

Um...

Between us, my DW and I put up a wall.

Hmmm....nope.

How about...

My DW and I finished drywalling a partition wall this weekend. Good? Yah? Really??

Yeah, I know it's taken a while to get it closer to completion, but we're busy people. This weekend was a classic example. With Remembrance Day being a government holiday, I was off. After the parade that morning I raced back to meet the gas fitters who were coming in to set up the line for a new stove. Well, not really "new", but "new to us". The stove came courtesy of my brother-in-law who wanted to swap out his gas stove at his 'to-be-sold' house with the electric one we had. Of course, since stoves don't fit in Intrepids or Saturns, we needed to rent a truck to handle the dirty work.

So...truck was rented, picked up late that afternoon, our stove loaded, stoves swapped....

And then it was Saturday. The truck had to be back that afternoon and DW and I were kidless, so we were pretty much free to make use of the truck to get to our favourite place: Home Depot.

6 sheets of drywall and the accompanying sheet metal trim later...

We actually made some good progress and managed some workarounds to deal with a few little 'construction landmines' that cropped up (as they inevitably do.) DW demonstrated more of her home reno prowess with one particularly bright suggestion about dealing with one metal-stud-not-meeting drywall-correctly 'gotcha'. I need to be reminded occasionally that the simple solutions are often better than my complex ones.

Proof of the successful wall installation was discovered when DW passed through the open doorway and hit the as-yet-unwired light switch as she headed for the storage area. We both enjoyed a good chuckle over that one.

The partition is no longer naked, and we even added another drywall sheet to the partially finished outer wall of the basement. We have something like a plan for the gordian knot of ductwork and a realistic approach for my tonne of books and their eventual shelves.

Tonight I'll see if I can get the partition wall built for the stairs and get that drywalled in while DW is out.

I'm loving it....so far. Just don't make me wire anything. ;-)

The Return of Kal

It looks like the Resistance has finally toppled the evil Recondo empire.

You just gotta love when blogs come together...

Saturday, November 12

"HQ, this is the Recondo Resistance Movement...come in, HQ"

"Romeo Romeo Mike, this is HQ...send SITREP, over."

"Romeo Romeo Mike, Roger. SITREP and aerial recon photos to follow, over."

"HQ, prepared to receive, over."

"Romeo Romeo Mike, SITREP as follows: Forces deployed as per Orders received at 1900 Zulu time."

"Reconaissance elements crossed the Line of Departure at H-Hour..."

Recondo Resistance Movement's Reconaissance Elements crossing the LoD


















"...followed by the mechanized infantry elements at H-plus-1, over."

"HQ, roger so far, over."

"Romeo Romeo Mike, SITREP continues..."

"Peacekeeping patrols from the UN were encountered by the Recon element at H-plus-5, and negotiations continued with the Canadian troops manning the patrol vehicle. The patrol was bought off with the latest "XXX Hot Chicks of Hockey", as well as "Curling Gurls Gone Wild" DVDs, over."


"HQ, roger. Will pass that along to the Intel folks at G-2. Good work, over."

"Romeo Romeo Mike, SITREP ends, over."

"HQ, roger. President Chloe and the UPC Forces are depending on you. May Mattel be with us all. HQ, out."


WATCH OUT, RECONDO...WE'RE COMING!

Friday, November 11

Remembrance Day Trappings

Photo ©2005, Spiffy ConceptsWhen you're out parading today, and I know you all will be, make sure you have everything that you need, and that your accoutrements are properly affixed to your blazer.

1. Your Royal Canadian Legion membership pin.

2. Your Poppy.

3, 4. Your Medals (Commemorative Medal for the 125th Anniversary of Canadian Confederation 'Canada 125', and your Canadian Forces Decoration 'CD', respectively.)

Add to that your well-loved black beret and regimental cap badge, crisp white shirt and regimental tie and you will be all set.

Remember to take a moment to remember the fallen at 11AM. Remember those among us now who give of their time doing things like this:


Photo ©1995 David Batten

And like this:



Photo ©1996 David Batten

























They shall not grow old,
as we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them,
Nor the years condemn.

And at the going down of the sun,
and in the morning,
WE WILL REMEMBER THEM.

"For the Fallen" - Lawrence Binyon, 21 Sept 1914.

Tuesday, November 8

Ergh....

As much as I'd like to stay in denial, I can feel the oncoming winter chills in the air. I'm not quite at the stage where I need my heavy coat, but I'm thinking about looking for my gloves when I get home from work. I also note with some delight that the heaters are on in my bus.

~shiver~

An ugly loss for the team last night. I'll take the lion's share of the blame for that fiasco.

(On the chills note, I'll have to start bringing my hockey equipment in from the garage...it won't be warm enough for it to dry out. )

I can't believe how fast yesterday seemed to go. The whole day went by in something like a very productive blur. I felt that I got a lot done...which makes up for the days when I work 'n' work 'n' work and seem to get *nothing* done.

Speaking of work, I'm gonna fire up the laptop and keep plugging away on the way in. Might as well strike while the iron is hot....

(I love mobile blogging...)

Friday, November 4

Postblogs from the Edge

I had an epiphany this morning.

11:30 hockey games really stink.

The mighty squad lost 3-2 in a rather uncoordinated effort last night. *sigh* These things happen.

I allowed myself the indulgence of a much later train so I could enjoy a relatively rush-free morning while my brain recovers from its low-wattage situation.

At some point I may be to old for this, but for the moment, I'll cope.

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On a wholly unrelated note, I an still feeling my literary frustrations. Like DW, I feels there are stories in me that are aching to get out. I know I'm "writing" here, but these are rather piecemeal efforts. Hell, I'd even like to author a book on training & educations stuff, but.....

I can start, but I admit I'm a lousy finisher. I can see the stories and thoughts in my head, but there's a brain-to-pen disconnect that stifles the whole process. I doubt that anything I'd come up with is even publishable (no, gutter-brains...its not dirty stuff. *sheesh*). I just don't know if anyone would even think its worth putting into print.

Ah well, if the stories finish, they get finished. Maybe I'll share them here.

Train arrives...subway calls.

Thursday, November 3

Damon Who?

Some will say its about time, and others will say it isn't deserved.

Any way you slice it, the arguments sum up Damon Allen's nomination as a finalist for the CFL' Most Outstanding Player award.

DA is a real study in contradiction, but I admit that it wasn't until the last few years that I've really paid attention to it.

For example, here's a guy who has passed for over 60,000 yards, but he's never passed for more than 5,000 in a single season. He's not a big guy by any means, yet he has also managed to rush for over 10,000. He has never (in 21 years) been the MOP, yet in the Grey Cup games he's played, he usually winds up as the Game MVP. I've seen him create forward yardage from nothing and elude tacklers on broken plays, and I've seen him make some brutal fumbles (the dying seconds of the '99 Western Final spring to mind.)

However, the man gets full marks for longevity and sheer perseverance. Very few people can play a professional sport for 21 seasons, and more importantly, be playing some of the best games of your life in that 21st season! Add to that his ability to rise above his critics and continue to play his game....the man is a marvel. Although Head Coach "Pinball" almost reverently describes him as a "freak of nature".

Congrats, Damon. I hope you get the recognition you deserve come awards night. We know that your Hall of Fame trip is all but assured.

Wednesday, November 2

Moss-pourri

A few non-connected thoughts and observations to start the day.

First, a welcome to Joe and his "Nobody Cares" blog. He seems to have an affinity for Canadians, Llamas and hockey porn (you'll just have to see what I mean).

Next, a slightly belated Happy Birthday to Larry. The monkey man was probably working his tail off and didn't have a lot of time to celebrate the event. DW and I sent him suitably amusing cards, so between our greetings, Dani's mermaid pic, and whatever The Steph comes up with, I'm sure he'll feel suitably 'feted'. (Sorry for the lack of 'accent circonflex'. I can't get the BB to handle more complex symbols.)

With a tip of the hat to the legendary Calvin & Hobbes parental surveys....A recent opinion poll conducted at the Shagwell/Stone residence regarding global stepfather rankings came back with a surprising result. Apparently I am now ranked first among step-dads in that vital '11 y/o boy-girl twins in East GTA' demographic. The results have a margin of error of 30-40%, 5 times out of 7. The poll results were given to me in the form of a touque, suitably embroidered with "#1 Stepdad". Who am I to argue with the math? (Pictures to follow. I'm touched beyond words. According to DW, this was entirely The Girl's idea. This is what happens when DW takes her to the mall.).

Its a gorgeously sunny day here. Apparently ltlme's prayers worked. 'Nuff said.

I might actually get to drift back into Drill Sergeant mode in the near future. The Boy is more involved with his Cadet group and I offered my assistance to the Officers there. Having taught a *lot* of basic training, I'm pretty sure I can square-bash with the best of them. It would definitely be theraputic....my parade boots and drill cane are around somewhere...

And so ends this mid-week missive. Enjoy!

(Edit: In response to overwhelming demand, picture proof of my Step-father ranking is now available.)


Nominated again?

Wow...apparently I've received two nominations for the month of October. Best Comedic Post and Best Comment Trail.

Aw, shucks...

Tuesday, November 1

Grey shades and grey days

Its perfectly ghastly outside this morning. Nary a patch of blue to be seen. Kind of a featureless morning which renders everything in sight just a little less crisp and 2-dimensional.

I used to hate days like this in the army. We'd be cold, damp, and miserable. Nobody wanted to do anything. Motivation on Sunny days was never an issue. Anyone who has spent time in the big green machine can attest to that. Of course in my gig, the prospect of spending the day in an open jeep, crammed with supplies, equipment, weapons and 2 other bodies with the prospect of imminent downpour was just soul-draining.

"Aw geeze Sergeant-Major...why am I getting up?"

"Get your ass and your soldiers moving, Sergeant Stone....its your responsibility. "

Oh yeah.

Meanwhile, back at home...

"Aw, honey, can't we just stay in bed and snuggle?"

DW: "No, poohkie. You have to go to work. "

Work. Oh yeah.

There are far worse fates, of course. I mean, I could have no job, making the out-of-bed-getting somewhat problematic. Or, perhaps, I could be off to my job in the fullery. (Go look up "fuller" on a Wiki somewhere.) Having woken up in both of those situations, literally for the former and figuratively for the latter, I suppose I shouldn't complain. I'm doing what I love (even though I don't always love everything I do - which happens in every job.) Life just adds its own variables to every day.

Speaking of ghastly variables, hockey was a somewhat gruesome affair last night. Hallowe'en night is always tough because you never know how many players you'll have. Apparently our opposition wasn't burdened by this concern as they iced a full team to our 9 skaters. After my brief hiatus, I can't say I played particularly well, but as a team I wouldn't say any of us were candidates for Central Scouting. We probably played the best team in our league and even if we'd had all 14 of us, we would have had our hands full. Ah well, I know I played a good second period, and the guys said we were lucky it was only 5-3.

Ages ago, in a previous guise, I lamented the cancellation of a Masters' program I was really keen on. While DW and I were in Vancouver, I checked with the U again to see if the program was on. I actually think that it is. Gawd, I hope it really is. I really, really, really want into this program. Part of my challenge for a post-grad is that pesky undergrad that I'm missing. So finding just the right program is important. I don't want to do just any old Executive MBA, because it seems like everyone and his dog has one. (My apologies to all dogs who don't yet have their MBA). No, I need the right program. One completely applicable to my current work and one that will give me the education credentials to support career advances (not to be confused with sexual advances, which are something else entirely). For someone who was smart enough to be a good student but too unmotivated to make it happen, I'm actually pumped about school again. I really am. I know it will reall!
y be a tough 2 years if I get in, but...how could it not be worth it? The program itself is virtually (no pun intended) all distance education. The brain trust figures I'll need to dedicate 10-20 hrs per week to the effort while courses are on. There is a 3-week residency requirement where I'll have to go to the campus and I'll be working 6 days per week while I'm there. However, the prospect still excites me. I mean, I think of the doors that could open for my career. I think about how I can put some of this new knowledge to use at work. Wow. If I could dance in my seat here on the train, I would. Pretty sure I'd get some weird-ass looks, though. I could babble on about the whole school thing, but I'm sure that both of my loyal readers are already bored witless.

So, I wait for their response to my email. Think positive thoughts for ol' Stoney on that one.

On to more positive thinking.

It is positively grey outside. But I think I caught a glimmer of sun.

This bodes well.